fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

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compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

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Me. Every time I do anything.

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Waking up in the morning it’s easier if you have someone to wake up for. (via koanilla)

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

Scares the shit out of me.

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Her suit is a dick.

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